New Celebrity Magazine Needs To Check It’s Sources
Posted on July 15, 2006 at 7:53 AM
I think I am going to start making shit up. I am going to wake up in the morning and just start writing whatever comes into my head. Maybe today I will discuss how Alyssa Milano is having a sexual relationship with Ken Paves who dumped Jessica for Ashleeand turned straight after he watched one season of Charmed. That is just as believable as the below quotes.
Jennifer Aniston, the most private celebrity out there, is walking around town gushing over how fabulous Vince Vaughn is in bed. Uh… what? Oh yeah, wait – she’s planning her wedding too.
It’s a great picker upper – so here ya go. Next post will be about aliens I promise ….
“Hands down, Vince is the best lover Jen says she’s ever had,” says an insider. Friends confirm the star never gushed about Brad the way she does about Vince. “She giggles, saying how great he is, in and out of the bedroom,” one friend says.
Another source reveals, “Jen says Vince is a real man. He understands her needs sexually and emotionally. She says she’s never had that before.”
During a girlie night Jen shared with her best pals, conversation turned to their love-lives. But though the ladies confided in each other about their favourite bed buddies, Brad’s name wasn’t mentioned.
“Contrary to what a lot of people think, Jen really has moved on from Brad,” says a source. In fact she’s moved on so much, she’s already planning her next wedding. After Vince’s proposal in Paris last month, the pair have been eagerly discussing their upcoming nuptials. (source)
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Grand. If there’s one word I hate, it’s grand. It’s so phony. For a second, I was tempted to tell her to forget about the matinee. But we chewed the fat for a while. That is, she chewed it.