I can’t BELIEVE THIS! I AM SHOCKED! I AM SCREAMING! Paris Hilton just got slapped with a 45 day sentence for violating her probation in a reckless driving case. She was crying! I would be HYSTERICAL. She starts the sentence on June 5th. They better put her in high security because I can just imagine what her stay would be like otherwise. Oh my goodness…
UPDATE: The Century Regional Detention Facility where Paris will complete her sentence does not serve pork or beef.
UPDATE 2: Paris’ mother Kathy was laughing out loud in court while the prosecutors were making their case. She even asked for one of their autographs. What does that imply? My daughter is famous and you aren’t? I am not sure what she was doing.
I’m going to send out a newsletter right now so all of you who aren’t online can get this news. The story is developing. So stay tuned for more information.
Thanks Margaret!

I can’t believe this. Rumor has it that Amy Fisher is splitting from her husband and has started to reach out to Joey Buttafuoco once again. The two have begun to talk on a regular basis. When asked if there is a possibility that the pair might rekindle their relationship, Joey said, “Hey… you never know!”
I’m speechless… Did anyone see the last time these two met in front of the cameras? They were SCREAMING at one another. What happened to change it all?

Tara Reid at 955 Magazine’s 1 year anniversary party

• Hilary Swank looking swanky in sequence.
• Antonella Barba is now dating Blake Lewis from American Idol?
• Lindsay Lohan is hooking up with a new musician.
• DRAMA! Jessica Simpson vs. Vanessa Minnillo.
• Bruce Willis fishing while Demi Moore is all over Ashton Kutcher photo.
• The inside scoop on the Gisele Bundchen / Victoria’s Secret break up.
• New pictures of Naomi Watts pregnant.
• Paris Hilton court update!
• Madonna launches H.E.L.P. Malawai.
• Kim and Alec’s court case update. The media isn’t going to be happy.
• The newest Playboy catch. She’s cute.
• Is Drew Barrymore gaining weight?
• Petra Nemcova hosts party for Tsunami victims.
• Sasha Baron Cohen’s gets a new job!

My site was having issues for the last two hours. You should be able to post comments. My traffic is a bit high tonight.

When interviewed by Cosmopolitan Magazine, Ashlee Simpson said that her favorite type of guy is one that looks like a surfer. When I think surfer, I think blonde hair, blue eyes and a tan, buff body. Pete Wentz is quite possibly the EXACT OPPOSITE of her type. Well, I guess I can understand this. My male preference is an English soccer player who is married to an ex-Spice girl. But my husband looks nothing like that.

“I like guys who are into surfing. They’re cute and seem more laid-back, and I’m a pretty laid-back person. It’s really hard for me to like Hollywood-type guys. I like guys who are relaxed and chill and who think I’m sexy no matter what I do.”

Britney Spears was spotted wearing a new wig while driving with a buddy. Pig tails and a bow makes me think of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. How do we feel about this look? Do we prefer the brown wigs or just no wig at all?

Jessica Biel looks much softer on the cover of Elle Magazine than I am used to seeing her lately. She is so beautiful when she is relaxed and feminine. Here is a short recap of the interview. She talks about going topless when she was 17 and how irritated she gets when the paparazzi try to snap her prescription bottles on her way out of the pharmacy. I think that is so funny because that is the first thing I do when celebs leave a store. I zoom into their bags. HOW TERRIBLE!
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On being famous:

On still struggling to get parts she wants:

On having “Her Moment’:

On being named “Sexiest Woman Alive’ by Esquire magazine:

On celebrating her twenty-fifth birthday in March 2007:

On being considered “buff’:

On posing topless for Gear Magazine at 17: