Dolly Parton Wants Us To Lay Off Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan

Dolly Parton Wants Us To Lay Off Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan

Dolly Parton has been in the business since basically the beginning of time so she knows quite well the damage that the gossip mill can do. That's why, at a concert last night, she said we should all lay off Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

"Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan," Parton said at her concert last night at L.A.'s Greek Theatre. "Ain't it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!"

All kidding aside, Parton said, "I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break."

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<a href="/user/286" title="View user profile.">Ernestine</a>Ernestine said:
*bows* I will do absolutely anything Dolly tells me to. If she needs a kidney or any other organ, I will be glad to supply her with one. I LOVE that woman.
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AnonymousAnonymous said:
um dolly... why take you take your disgustly big adn nasty mongruls and stick them in your mouth to shut up!
<a href="/user/325" title="View user profile.">lis</a>lis said:
Dolly is great. She's learned quite a bit that young Hollywood really needs to learn..
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<a href="/user/2000" title="View user profile.">Molly Mae</a>Molly Mae said:
Oh, I heart Dolly! She puts on a great concert. Plus, she is just so incredibly intelligent and talented. When she speaks, she knows what she's talking about. She's not one of those celebrities that talk just for publicity or for the sake of hearing themselves talk. Dolly knows what's up.
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<a href="/user/75" title="View user profile.">Riviera</a>Riviera said:
It's all good and fine, but she's 1 year too late with that comment.
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<a href="/user/84" title="View user profile.">tbtrfli</a>tbtrfli said:
LOL... if they stop acting like FLIPPIN IDIOTS, maybe we will. They are major role models and that makes it not right. Sorry, Dolly.
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Just Wondering... (not verified)Just Wondering... (not verified) said:
What state is the trailer park or brothel you live in located? Those are the only two places where people might consider Spears and Lohan role models...my bad...MAJOR ROLE MODELS. I take that back...only a stupid wench, such as yourself would think they are MAJOR ROLE MODELS. People with an ounce of sense (and class) see them for what they are...trashy, trainwreck, celebs. Should we expect to see you vying for the affections of Flavor-Flav soon???
<a href="/user/1875" title="View user profile.">iseepinkelefants</a>iseepinkelefants said:
"You do it to yourself, you do, you and no one else, you do it to yourself...." Sorry that song came into my head when I read the post. Those tw-ts love the attention and little Dolly Parton shouldn't give to figs about them. They could stay home but they don't (well at least Britney does). They are courting the press. No one should feel sorry for them.
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<a href="/user/3625" title="View user profile.">mmmbop</a>mmmbop said:
She seems sweet.
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<a href="/user/1598" title="View user profile.">Polly</a>Polly said:
Their butts probably do have more fingerprints than the FBI!
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Marfa (not verified)Marfa (not verified) said:
plus she added -- "Imagine if somebody gave you millions of dollars when you were 18? Why, you'd probably go out and invest in something foolish -- like your own amusement park. " she was so great at the GREEK -- funny and so talented
LindsayFan (not verified)LindsayFan (not verified) said:
Dolly's rite every1 needs 2 give Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears a break Lindsay has family problems and her own problems w/out people messing up her good streak and saying all this crap about her Britney has cleaned up her act and is bing good 2 so LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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