Shia LaBeouf Is Not Losing A Finger

Despite yesterday's Internet reports (Star Magazine), Shia LaBeouf will not lose any fingers due to the actor's recent car accident. His rep have confirmed that all fingers will stay in tact.

The actor is currently nursing a heavily bandaged hand after flipping his truck twice in a collision with another vehicle in Hollywood on 27 July. He underwent surgery and spent several days in hospital, causing delays to his new movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. But publicist Melissa Kates maintains the 22-year-old is not in danger of losing a digit as the report is a "completely fabricated story".

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<a href="/user/3725" title="View user profile.">Smile</a>Smile said:
I think he needs me to look after him! *swoon*
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sloppy (not verified)sloppy (not verified) said:
no but he is losing his career
AnonymousAnonymous said:
how?
<a href="/user/724" title="View user profile.">Kristiopal</a>Kristiopal said:
I cannot get over the fact that he was dorky Lewis Stevens on Even Stevens. I wish I never watched that show b/c maybe I'd find him attractive now!
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shia sucks (not verified)shia sucks (not verified) said:
Well, that story was never believable. The pinky, which they claimed he was losing, is the only finger not all bandaged up on that hand. Star should try making up stories that might seem a little bit more plausible. They should have said he was losing his middle finger. He's a major dork. Not sure why everyone thinks he's so hot. Plus, he totally sucked in Indiana Jones.
Cougar4shia (not verified)Cougar4shia (not verified) said:
Actually, they got it wrong again..according to Micheal Bay there was no delay in shooting. And Shia didn't flip his vehicle.. his vehicle was flipped over twice while making a legal left hand turn when it was hit broadside by a speeding BMW that blew through a solid red light. Even his DUI is on hold by the police pending the result of his BAC.. those charges could disappear as well if he was under the legal limit. Talk about someone getting the worst possible press! What if it comes down to.. no DUI, not responsible for the accident, completely innocent and the victim in this situation, BUT bashed on blogs, bashed by the media, nominations/awards pulled from Kid's Choice and the general public still thinking he is guilty since all of those casting stones will give at best a one sentence disclaimer to his innocence?
UGG! (not verified)UGG! (not verified) said:
If he keeps smoking he will lose a finger. Smoking inhibits bones from healing. Dickwad if he keeps up the nasty habit!!
<a href="/user/3847" title="View user profile.">Isis</a>Isis said:
I don't like him at all, his movies or his looks. But I would never wish someone to loose their finger due to a potention DUI car crash that had nothing to do with the potential DUI. So that's good he's not loosing his finger, but I could care less.
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