First Look At Jessica Simpson's Beer Ad

First Look At Jessica Simpson's Beer Ad

A few hours ago, I posted the news that Jessica Simpson has teamed up with the Stampede Brewing Company. Well, here is your first look at her new ad campaign. Jessica has become the ultimate country girl hasn't she?

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What do you think about the tagline under Jessica's picture? Be SMART. DRINK Smart.



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Steph (not verified)Steph (not verified) said:
doesn't even look like her!
Anonymous123 (not verified)Anonymous123 (not verified) said:
I agree...does not look like her at all. She look like she has blue eyes and we all know she has brown eyes.
<a href="/user/700" title="View user profile.">LN</a>LN said:
She looks horrible ugh. And I love her! But wow....terrible.
<a href="/user/439" title="View user profile.">Anastasia Beave...</a>Anastasia Beave... said:
She looks amazing- and completely airbrushed. WHO is the marketing genius that thinks Jessica is synonymous with "smart". LOL!
serc421 (not verified)serc421 (not verified) said:
Oh man...she looks drunk. Maybe that was the point. Someone needs to tell her that having your mouth open does NOT automatically make you sexy!
AnonymousAnonymous said:
Thank you!!! Close your damn mouth girl...she loves showing off her big horsey mouth. She is so porny....like i said in an earlier post though, its fits the bill....low classy girl = beer ad girl
Hello (not verified)Hello (not verified) said:
She looks drunk. Her mouth looks photoshopped beyond belief. Not her best pic but I don't think it is her doing, more the team behind the ad. Anything to standout in the noise I guess.
<a href="/user/3069" title="View user profile.">Monkey Joystick</a>Monkey Joystick said:
Those freakin duck lips look ridiculous. She has that same face in every photo she takes.
<a href="/user/763" title="View user profile.">greeeneyedwhwoman</a>greeeneyedwhwoman said:
its interesting......
ewwwwww (not verified)ewwwwww (not verified) said:
she looks like a transvestite
<a href="/user/1282" title="View user profile.">Booyah</a>Booyah said:
Tongue in airbrushed cheek perhaps? Calling the short guy stretch, or the bald guy curly?
Me again (not verified)Me again (not verified) said:
Oh, look, she has her fly-catcher wide open again. I do like her hair, though, dammit.
<a href="/user/320" title="View user profile.">KatieS</a>KatieS said:
Looks like she's trying to fight back a sneeze. how could they possible do such a horrendous photoshop job on her mouth? Looks like she has about three teeth on the top row. bad pic
moi (not verified)moi (not verified) said:
I stand by what I said on JJ, girl looks like all that straw is giving her hayfever, she looks like she's about to sneeze!
<a href="/user/311" title="View user profile.">Ellie</a>Ellie said:
That is absolutely disgusting. Is she TRYING to look like a pornstar/wh*re? Sick.
AnonymousAnonymous said:
ya i bet that is her intention. she is told how to pose, she dosent choose it! she looks hot! stop hating!
Ten10 (not verified)Ten10 (not verified) said:
Whatever...but your skank overrated idol Rhianna is the picture of class..right?..Idiot...
katherine889 (not verified)katherine889 (not verified) said:
um she looks like a tranny! and i usually think she is beautiful. what is up with her lips? ew.
<a href="/user/87" title="View user profile.">Amy</a>Amy said:
She looks like a drunken tranny.
<a href="/user/1819" title="View user profile.">elaineelaine</a>elaineelaine said:
she looks like a pornstar.....
<a href="/user/123" title="View user profile.">CapturingLife</a>CapturingLife said:
Uh yeah. It doesn't look anything like an advertisement. Really overdone.
tromba (not verified)tromba (not verified) said:
Marketing at its best. She looks hot as balls (whatever thet means). Message to all women - Yes, she looks like a porn star - Yes, she is airbrushed beyond recognition - Yes, her lips are full and pouty (think Angelina Jolie). Guess what? This add is targeted to beer drinking, wishing they could get a piece of that, horny, MEN. Catch a falling clue!!!!
<a href="/user/213" title="View user profile.">Monica</a>Monica said:
I thought had brown eyes! Not greenish blue!
Tyra (not verified)Tyra (not verified) said:
I think she looks great but would have looked better with a smile on her face.
oops (not verified)oops (not verified) said:
we got a bustup again in the T&J saga to boot too. Stay tuned.
wowza (not verified)wowza (not verified) said:
trashy not klassy
<a href="/user/84" title="View user profile.">tbtrfli</a>tbtrfli said:
Is that the new modeling look? Just stare at the camera and try to look confused? I dont get it. Shouldn't someone who's drinking be smiling? LOL.
Lilly (not verified)Lilly (not verified) said:
She looks confused...like she just **** or something. Dont like it.
Lea (not verified)Lea (not verified) said:
She looks stupid!!!...Oh Well! SHE is STUPID!!!!
Al (not verified)Al (not verified) said:
Anyone else think she looks like a blow-up doll? I have never seen one in person but that has to be close>

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