Shauna Sand Knows How To Dress For A Walk On The Beach

Aug 25, 2008 AT 09:08 am

Shauna Sand Lamas wore some interesting footwear while on the beach with one of her three daughters. I don't know what's funnier. The fact that she owns the shoes to begin with, or the fact that she wore them to the beach.

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Shauna Sand Knows How To Dress For A Walk On The Beach

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37 Comments

Amy said:
Gotta love the lucite heels. I wonder if she is ever mistaken for a hooker, then again maybe she is one.

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Semi ObsessedAug 25, 2008 @ 09:14 am

Anastasia Beave... said:
OH.MAH.GAWSH. I have to go check in with Michael K. now. He might have had a stroke. Her exquisite lucite heels on the beach? This is too much!

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 09:15 am

whoa (not verified) said:
Don't forget the pink leopard print bikini. Klassy!

Aug 25, 2008 @ 09:35 am

Twix (not verified) said:
Her three daughters are going to be so embarrassed when they get in high school. Lorenzo Lamas (their father) has mellowed out but Shauna still acts like a 20-year old floozy.

Aug 25, 2008 @ 09:39 am

Anastasia Beave... said:
I HOPE they will be embarrassed! It would be worse if they think she is cool and normal! If you get them all together - Lorenzo Lamas' exes are quite the lineup!

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 09:41 am

bumbabee32 said:
how are they not sinking into the sand?

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I Know More Than All Of YouAug 25, 2008 @ 09:42 am

Stephanie B said:
I feel like her train of thought here was "if I wear transparent platforms to the beach my legs will look super long and no one will notice that I am wearing the shoes because they're see-through! It's the perfect crime!"

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Semi ObsessedAug 25, 2008 @ 09:47 am

sabine said:
yup, that sounds like what she would be thinking! :-D haha! How on earth can one wear shoes like that.. to the beach!!!??

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 10:05 am

chloe (not verified) said:
hahahahahahahah good one... it's a skill i tell u - walking on the beach in heels...

Aug 25, 2008 @ 02:17 pm

bugsbrat said:
you know what they say about clear heels! she's got an amazing body for a mother of three anyway!

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 09:51 am

xtra special (not verified) said:
what DO they say?

Aug 25, 2008 @ 10:07 am

lyric (not verified) said:
She wears those stripper heels everywhere. I'm not surprised to see she even has them on at the beach. Yeah I feel for her kids too.

Aug 25, 2008 @ 09:53 am

lizzy said:
cheapest look i've seen in a while

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 09:54 am

. (not verified) said:
My first thought was Michael K, too! He cracks me up when he posts about Shauna. Does she not realize she's just a joke to everyone? There were some pics recently of her taking her panties off in the middle of a sidewalk, before going to a party. What a great example of a mother.

Aug 25, 2008 @ 09:56 am

Jan said:
Some people dont care in what context their name is mentioned just as long as people talk about them

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Semi ObsessedAug 25, 2008 @ 10:20 am

bystander01 (not verified) said:
who is this girl? is she a porn star or something?

Aug 25, 2008 @ 10:06 am

audrey said:
I don't think her kids are going to wait until high school to be embarrassed. Take a good look at that child's face.

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Occasional VisitorAug 25, 2008 @ 10:14 am

Anonymous77 (not verified) said:
I feel bad for her daughters! What a great female role model! Act/dress your age honey.. you just look well...SAD

Aug 25, 2008 @ 10:16 am

Kristina (not verified) said:
YUK! T-R-A-S-H-Y!

Aug 25, 2008 @ 10:23 am

Booyah said:
I hope Betsy Johnson doesn't see this post, Vera. Her use of leopard with pink is whimsical, I don't think she would see it the same way ever again if she saw this picture.

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Semi ObsessedAug 25, 2008 @ 10:25 am

xmas caulfield said:
betsy johnson is the queen of tacky. (NOT a compliment)

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 10:57 am

Katie said:
Pathetic is all I can say. Wait.... disgusting, tragic, horrible role model, attention whore.....

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 10:34 am

saintdevil (not verified) said:
She's not known as the "Queen of Lucite" for nothing. :) With those legs, she would look slim in flats, but I guess the tendons in her legs have atrophied or something, so she HAS to wear heels wherever she goes. Not lucite platform heels, though...

Aug 25, 2008 @ 10:37 am

dyinggiraffe said:
this is amazing!!! she is my new hero!

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Occasional VisitorAug 25, 2008 @ 10:55 am

Sporky said:
Hahaha, you KNOW Michael K is going to swoon over this picture. Seriously, I wonder how many pairs of these shoes she has.

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 11:08 am

Kerstin said:
OK, let's not all jump to conclusions here...maybe she just wanted to keep the sand out of her toes. Yeah....that's it.

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 11:15 am

xmas caulfield said:
p.s. who the hell is shauna sand? oh and you can tell by looking at elementary school daughter's palm that she has a spray tan.

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 11:54 am

katgib13 said:
Her poor kids. Can you imagine being her child? Ugh. So...I'm surprised to see her at the beach in the first place. I'd be terrified that all that plastic in my face and boobs would melt.

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BrowserAug 25, 2008 @ 11:58 am

MLC512 (not verified) said:
HA HA HA....OH MY GOD! The sad thing is, she's an attractive woman (at times) and she's got a rockin body, but she presents herself like white trash! So sad because she has kids that look up to her...

Aug 25, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

Anonymous123 (not verified) said:
She looks amazing!

Aug 25, 2008 @ 02:30 pm