I don’t know why people even start the rumors that Jennifer Aniston is engaged or pregnant. It’s happened so often, I wouldn’t believe it unless she herself made the announcement! But Jennifer is taking the time to shoot down the rumors. Again.

“Rumor number one: I am not planning to get married any time soon. I’ve been married once, and I don’t know if I’ll get married again. But I can tell you that as of this very moment, I have no plan to get married. Got that?

And rumor Number two: no, we’re not pregnant. It’s just I quit smoking, so I’ve gained a couple of pounds.”

So there you have it: Jennifer is NOT engaged or pregnant. And she doesn’t look like she’s gained any weight, either, does she? The rumors should die down for, oh, a few days- LOL.

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