They say money can’t buy love… but can it buy your boyfriend’s best friend’s wife’s friendship? According to the rumor mill, that’s exactly what Kim Kardashian is hoping to do to get closer to mega pop star Beyonce. But it’s not Beyonce herself that she’s trying to buy diamonds and spa gift certificates for, but instead she’s trying to win her heart via her 7-month-old daughter, Blue Ivy.

All together now: No way.

According to The Enquirer, here’s how it’s been going down:

Kim Kardashian is desperate to become BFFs with Beyonce – and she’s spoiling the singer’s baby to get super-close, say sources.

Kim splurged on a $5000 diamond-studded baby bracelet for Beyonce and Jay-Z’s 6-month-old daughter Blue Ivy. But Kim presumptuously personalized the trinket with the engraving “Love Auntie Kim.”

And now Beyonce is suspicious that Kim is trying to buy her friendship, confide insiders.

“They have been friends for five minutes, but already Kim is trying to force herself into Beyonce’s life,” says a source. After Kim bought Blue Ivy the pink-and-white-diamond-studded bracelet, Beyonce was moved by the lavish gesture, but then she became suspicious of the grandiose “Auntie Kim” engraving.

“She thought it was over the top, considering she’s known Kim personally for such a short time. Despite Kim’s sex tape and bad marriages, Beyonce had been warming to her based on her charming demeanor and romance with Kanye, who’s a good friend. But she certainly doesn’t consider Kim family in any way, shape or form. And for Kim to suggest that closeness in a present for Blue Ivy really put Beyonce off.”

What do you think? Does Kim really think Beyonce is a fool? I’m sure she’s not falling for it either!