“I’m not here to one-up another author but you know, I didn’t find it very factual. I lived with a guy for three years who made Christian Grey look like Justin Bieber. [Christian] didn’t even pee on her. He didn’t choke her or try to suffocate her … If it’s S&M you’re looking for, then you will like my book.”

-Leave it to Kirstie Alley to bring on the LOLs, right?

It’s not easy being Justin Bieber. Especially when you’re driving your very expensive car super fast in Beverly Hills and you get caught speeding by the cops. Oops.

And that’s exactly what the Canadian crooner and Selena Gomez‘s maybe-still boyfriend Justin Bieber did when he was pulled over not once — but TWICE — when he was caught speeding on the 101 Freeway in his chrome Fisker Karma, recklessly weaving in and out of traffic, and reportedly trying to shake the paparazzi.

Just let them take the pictures, dude! It’s not worth risking your life or that of the other drivers because you’re trying to avoid having your pic snapped by the paps. That is, unless you have someone other than Selena sitting in the passenger seat of that expensive car of yours…

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I swear, Jennifer Garner is always out and on the run! The busy celebrity mom was spotted taking her adorable daughter Seraphina to a hair salon for a quick cut near their home in Santa Monica, Calif. on Friday afternoon.

It seems like there isn’t a day that Jen takes a break, but then again that’s rather typical for a mother of three, right? It’s great to see her as a hands-on mom as you can definitely tell that she loves this job way more than her full-time Hollywood one.

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It must be a really boring day for the paparazzi in Hollywood this afternoon. Disney starlet Selena Gomez was spotted pumping gas into her Ford Escape in Encino, Calif. on Friday afternoon.

The big screen cutie looked comfortable and relaxed in a white sleeveless shirt and dark short shorts. You know, she’s just your typical California teenager who also happens to be one of the biggest stars in the entertainment world! Actually now that I’m thinking about it, you never do see a bad pic of Selena, right? She looks good almost everywhere she goes.

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It looks like someone is having a late start to their morning on the West Coast today. But at least she looks super cute! Actress and celebrity mom Jessica Alba was spotted picking up her coffee at a Los Angeles cafe before heading to her office on Friday morning.

Jess looked super cute in a matching pink scarf and ballet flats that she paired with print pants and a demin jacket. I swear, Jessica has the best casual style in the entertainment world. The girl never misses a beat and her wardrobe is one of the most colorful ones in Hollywood.

Check out our photo gallery and tell us what you think. Are you a fan of Jessica’s style?

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Your list of the top ten most patriotic celebs. (The Celebrity Cafe)

Is Taylor Swift dating a Kennedy? (She Knows Entertainment)

Tina Fey wants to be a rapper. (Popbytes)

Irina Shayk is on a yacht. And in a bikini. (Popoholic)

For your Friday: The Star-studded sweater showdown. (Celebuzz)

No typo here: Paris Hilton is an urban legend. (City Rag)

Love it or hate it: Cameron Diaz in braided sandals. (Trendmill)

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