No. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are not sitting in front of me. Here they are at Samantha's twin sister Charlotte Ronson’s fashion show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. But considering the first show hasn't started yet, their picture will have to do.

I am sitting at the Walter show waiting for it to begin. I've been backstage and took a few shots. Oral B invited me along for the next few days to cover events that they are sponsoring. So, I have a few things to go to up until Wednesday. 

Yes, I've been shopping.

Yes, I'm excited!

I promise to take as many pictures as I can so anyone who hasn't been will get the full experience. I'm not so sure any celebrities will show up today since the MTV VMA's are going on in LA as we speak. BUT tomorrow's shows looks more promising. It's Heidi Klum's new design and as long as I get to meet Tim Gunn, I will be happy camper. 

If you want to follow real time updates, I will be using my blackberry to connect to Twitter. Otherwise, check back here later on tonight for picture updates. I forgot what I need to do the work here (Smart Card attachment). But starting Monday, I will post directly after every show or sighting. I've got my stalker boots on... so hopefully it will be worth your while. 

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All you teenage boys out there can just calm down right now.  Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to pose for Playboy and she won't be doing more nudity anytime soon.  Her spokesperson said,

"If there's nudity, then the answer's no… She's not going down the magazine road again."

She just did the Marilyn Monroe spread naked not too long ago.  I wonder why she's had a sudden change of heart.

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Lindsay Lohan enjoyed her afternoon of rest by shopping at Dean & Deluca and later hitting up Estate Jewelery in Soho yesterday. Lindsay didn't have Samantha Ronson with her but she told the paparazzi that Sam had text'd her and they were meeting up later. I think it's funny that they would even ask her that. They are no longer only picture takers. Now they are trying to engage and get as much information as they can to scoop other sources. 

On a side note, what do you think about Lindsay's outfit?

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The best thing to do is ignore Michael Lohan. He LIVES for the attention. He says hurtful things and pushes his daughter's buttons with the sole purpose of getting onto the news and hearing his name in the media. It is so utterly pathetic! Don't feed into him anymore Lindsay Lohan!

You want to hurt him? Ignore it. Trust me, he will cry himself to sleep every night if he knows that no one is talking about him. The more you respond, then more outlets like Access Hollywood will set up interviews and take quotes from him. Stop. Responding. 

What am I talking about? Here we go - Michael sat down with Access Hollywood and said this about Samantha Ronson.

“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael told E! “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.” “Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are,” he added.

Then Samantha wrote this on her Myspace Blog:

i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words... so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living.... i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else....so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all..... written by me..... when does your book come out mr. lohan?

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Apparently Samantha Ronson has a tell-all book in the works...about her life.  Although I'm guessing people will only buy it to find out what juicy details she gives on Lindsay Lohan.  And Michael Lohan is NOT happy about it!

"I've shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at my wit's end with this stuff.

This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realises who the people using her are."

He also goes on to accuse Sam of being the reason Lindsay's off the wagon.

"Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse.

Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife Dina knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it."

Is Michael right?  Do you think that Samantha is bad for Lindsay?  Lindsay has seemed pretty happy and like she's in a good place lately so I'm hoping that none of this is true.  And if Sam really is writing a tell all, does Lindsay know about this?  She would have to, or that would be a HUGE breach of trust.

Lindsay Lohan and friend Samantha Ronson were spotted leaving the Neil George Salon in Los Angeles the other day. I don't have many pet peeves, but one of my biggest is ladies going out in public without a bra. Lindsay is too "blessed" in that department to be wearing a loose tank with no support.

What is a fashion pet peeve you have?

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Remember a while back when Lindsay Lohan moved in with Courtenay Semal and wouldn't leave her side? Well, Courtenay is claiming that the pair were more than just friends and is frustrated that people think Samantha Ronson is Lindsay's first lesbian lover.

Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart. At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped."

Courtenay is the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel which makes the story very interesting for me. Why would she say this unless it were true? Terry has a lot at stake and I doubt he would want his daughter starting trouble for no reason. 

What do you think? Fact or fiction?

The celebrities came out in full force last night to celebrate the opening of a new West Hollywood nightclub, Apple. Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg joined Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson and Paris Hilton at the event. I wonder how much everyone got paid to attend... and who got the most!

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Ode to Seinfeld.

Lindsay Lohan used her MySpace blog to clear up some rumors.... about her sister. She rarely does this for herself. But the power of love for a sibling is sometimes greater than anything else. In an attempt to protect Ali Lohan from the nastiness that is Hollywood, Lindsay put an end to the "Did she or didn't she get breast implants?" rumor that was circling yesterday.

PS - Ali is 14. How flipping disgusting is it that people are even insinuating a surgery occurred!!?

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hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!

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It's a madhouse when Lindsay Lohan goes shopping on Robertson.

Check out what my cyber friends are writing about.

Paris Hilton is beign sued for being lazy! (D-listed)

Bernie Mac's hilariousness remembered. (Cityrag)

Miley Cyrus pouts. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paris Hilton parties at the Playboy Mansion in see through lingerie. (Hollywoodtuna)

Sophia Bush doesn't get annoyed even after an airport delay. (Just Jared)

An Olympic report on Alicia Sacramone. (Bastardly)

Liv Tyler is gorgeous in a new GAP ad. (Lainey Gossip)

Rihanna in a neon bathing suit. (Celebslam)

Danni Minogue thinks Cheryl Cole is too skinny. (Fitceleb)

Topanga gets her show! (INO Beauty and Shopping)

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